Pleasure for the Empire: You Know, for "Dating"

Monday, January 02, 2012

You Know, for "Dating"

So I put a profile on OKCupid. I use this picture.

I'm looking for women 16-23. Not for anything long-term. I have no job.
Plus, I point out they have to come to New Jersey and be out of the house by 9:30 because my mom comes home from work by 10.

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Chance Shirley1/16/2012 11:57:00 AM
With that Delicate Cutters t-shirt, you're sure to attract only women with excellent taste in rock music.
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Andrew Bellware1/16/2012 12:08:00 PM
I think I'll only attract women who think I know Maduka. But yeah. ;-)
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Andrew Bellware10/18/2012 10:06:00 AM
This spam bot makes me very sad.
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