A Day at the Doctor's

I'm on much better drugs now.

So my doctor tells me my vitamin D levels are "normal". And that he never sees anyone with normal vitamin D levels. So I say "well obviously they aren't "normal"."

He insists that yes, yes, they are. And he's never seen anyone with normal vitamin D.

So I say "But that can't be. I have to be an outlier. The center of the bell curve has to be somewhere south of where I am..."

He interrupts: "You have normal vitamin D levels."

I decide not to push the subject.