Friday, February 11, 2011

How To Start a Band

Remember:
Bergen Paradis
[Explore] 2011.02.09
A prophylactic measure against stupidity.
1 - To get the name of your band, go to Wikipedia and hit “random” or click here. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - To get your album title, go to Quotations Page and select "random quotations" or click here. The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your album.

3 - For your album cover photo, go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days” or click here. The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradis,_Bergen

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/33962.html

http://www.flickr.com/photos/wenninparis/5432424148/
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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous2/13/2011 07:29:00 PM

    All right, I'll play -
    BAND NAME: Zhao Mausoleum
    ALBUM: Common Sense Snuck in at Number 79.
    Photo: http://www.flickr.com/photos/guidomasi/5433679545/

    Love the results so much I vow to include them in a script down the line.

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  2. Andrew Bellware2/13/2011 07:33:00 PM

    Exactly.

    And I'll say as pretentiously as possible that I knew all about Zhao Mausoleum waaaaaay before their first album, "Common Sense Snuck in at Number 79".

    ;-)

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My lawyer says we have to protect ourselves: note that we're constantly developing screenplays, we probably have a screenplay like what you suggest in development. Furthermore, if you suggest an idea for a screenplay you're giving us that idea.