Sunday, June 05, 2011

Keeping My Distance

I decided to calculate how long it would take the bear in my sister's yard, using public transportation, to get to my apartment and eat me. Looks like I've got a few hours in which to bear-proof my apartment.
I'm hoping the bear can't drive.

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