Banana Clock

Do you like crazy people? Do you like crazy people with a lot of focus on a project they can't live to see the outcome of? We got 'em. Right here. The 10,000-year clock project.
We're going to try Pluraleyes again for The Prometheus Trap. Hey wait, aren't we Beta testers?
C'mon Red Bubble T's are an awesome name for a T-shirt company.

You know how Africans are all like "You haven't eaten a real banana"? Like there are some mystical magical special Ugandan sweet bananas that we just don't eat because they don't ship well? Well c'mon, this is New York City -- those bananas have to be available somewhere. Right? Gimme a good banana. Show me what I've been missing.

I am Omnipotent

Hmm... apparently Nancy McClernan thinks I'm in Canada now

http://mcclernan.blogspot.com/2010_12_01_archive.html#4301731001485681997

Meydl "chillaxin".

"Domain Name rogers.com ? (Commercial)
IP Address 24.42.74.178 ? (Rogers Cable)
ISP Rogers Cable
Location 
Continent : North America
Country : Canada (Facts)
State/Region : Ontario
City : Toronto"

I can't for the life of me think of who this must be (if it is, in fact, real.)

Canadians. Typing silly things into search engines. You guys crack me up. Plus you're thinking "Ha, Drew's the only one who will get any static over it!"
I never get anything fun in my searches, just "Andrew Bellware Blog" and "Mechs". The former is probably my sister and Maduka. The latter is... I have no idea but you can't imagine how many hits I get with the word "mech" on my blog. It's a surprising amount of traffic.