Collective cyclics

I accidentally bought a collective when I meant to get a cyclic. I was tired of how all joysticks in movies look like PC gaming joysticks. Which, I mean, they usually are. 

Virpil collective for a Russian-style helicopter.

So I got something else.Well. No, I mean it's a joystick for a simulator. But it's a better than average one. Yet. It's for the left hand rather than the right hand. But it does have the option of Cyrillic labels rather than Latin-character labels.