According to the mysteries of the Interwebs, we can make blearies now.
"Bleory - a proposed explanation which was pulled directly from one’s ass and has little to no support, as opposed to a theory, a proposed explanation whose status is still conjectural - but actually HAS some reasonable basis to be believed. A bleory exists exclusively on the internet and is typically found in blog entries."
It's a meme. I believe it. That settles it.