Here's some text from the latest spam to corrupt my in box:
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here [snip] are bad.[snip]
Here are some very steampunk watches. It probably helps to know Japanese.
And for $36.95 with shipping I won this Canon 50mm f1.4 lens. It's an old-school version of the lens, the first with multi-coatings (I believe). I still need a wide angle and I still want a super-fast 85mm but I'm close to being set with lenses. This is, of course, AFTER eBay closed my second account (the first was because of some alleged fraud), this time because I'd won three items. I got to customer service and said to them "But do you see that I paid for all the items". It didn't matter because I'd not yet got feedback on those items. Sheesh.
And furthermore my dad is obsessed with this hibiscus growing around the well. Maybe that's "these" hibiscus. Who knows. Anyway, everyone say "ooh". ;-)