Sometimes (many times) the comments on Gawker are the best thing about Gawker:
"I used my 98th percentile score on the SAT & ACT to acquire a Mensa membership then combined that with my 97th percentile G.P.A. to go on to a five star collegiate program."
And then later that day I invented gravity and dogs.
Mac Rogers asked me if I was going home to troll the Internet for pictures of bunnies. I said "No, I have them sent to me."
I don't, of course, the delicious kittens over at Cute Overload do all my work for me.