Monday, June 20, 2011

The Bears are Coming

Good grief. I'm glad they didn't get my new address. Clearly these bears are coming after me. My parents only just sold their house in Metuchen. And now Metuchen has bears. Armies of cruel, steel-teethed, hungry, bears. That want to eat you. Or me. One of us is getting eaten. By ravenous bears.

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