Go!

• Here's a list of best restaurants in Jersey City. How Soul Flavors is only #8 I don't understand as it is the best soul food restaurant in the world.
• The Fat Trap. It's the article I'm using as an excuse for why I'm not thin. Well, that and the fact that I really like chocolate chip cookies... and... er... see item number one.

• Hey, Penny says we should rent this yacht. It's only $75,000 a week. It holds 8 people so that's less than ten thousand a week per person. That's a good deal, right? Let's go!