Winston svelte

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Here Winston is looking almost svelte. Let me tell you something about Winston, he is not svelte. I don't know what my parents feed their cats but their coats sure are nice. The cats' coats, not my parents coats. I'm not saying my parents don't have coats to keep them warm, I mean I was just talking about the cats and... sigh.
Actually I do know what my parents feed the cats. Those kibbles you see there are just for between-meal snacks. They get wet food in the morning and an 1/8 can of wet food (each) at night. The food has been dosed with Metamucil. It is usually warmed in the microwave before being fed to them.
That, coupled with the low-stress environment of the retirement community, makes for a nice kitty-coat.