Consequences

My sister blames me for eating the applesauce. But it was really good applesauce. She washed her dog in the shower and left the shower head on the floor so that later when I reached in to turn it on, the water sprayed all over me (still in my clothes) and onto the ceiling.

There was a lot of water on the ceiling.

I say we're even, if not actually tilted in the balance to her.

I just know she's going to blame me for all the mysteriously missing cookies she doesn't know about yet.

An anonymous commenter pointed out this Amiga site where you can buy refurbished Amiga 1200's.

Taking mom to Whole Foods.

You are low on ninja kittens.