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Although statistically the automobiles are more likely to kill you it's not as though they're hunting you. Which somehow feels more reassuring.
Then again it's true that when you're crossing 6th Avenue and the light turns against you, you can feel the targeting emitters on the yellow cabs lock on. I think they use infrared body-heat sensors.
UPDATE: my sister insists they're alligators but also mentions cottonmouth snakes. The latter is a good reason to get more cats.