Anyway, we ask that cast fill out a questionnaire for the contact list and such. And at the end I usually put a funny question. Or at least a question I think is funny. Here's the question, and the (randomly ordered) responses:
Q. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help.*
- Robot turtle will eat me.
- i'm busy blowing shit up, little girl!
- Am I wearing sunblock
- What do you mean, I'm not helping?!
- I don't want salmonella
- Because I can't get to it or something. Otherwise I'd help it.
- Bellware has me tied up? How the hell am I supposed to Flip the tortoise?
- I'm in a committed relationship. That slut turtle's just gonna have to wait.
- it owes me 100 bucks
- Wait, what desert am I in?
*Note that I messed up the question a little bit 'cause I was doing it from memory.