Monday, April 25, 2011

Answer the Question

So, apparently in our cast and crew we are divided by gender in respect to who has seen Blade Runner. Sigh. Where did all the girls go?

Anyway, we ask that cast fill out a questionnaire for the contact list and such. And at the end I usually put a funny question. Or at least a question I think is funny. Here's the question, and the (randomly ordered) responses:

Q. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help.*

  • Robot turtle will eat me.
  • i'm busy blowing shit up, little girl!
  • Am I wearing sunblock
  • What do you mean, I'm not helping?!
  • I don't want salmonella
  • Because I can't get to it or something.  Otherwise I'd help it.
  • 1100110011111010110
  • Bellware has me tied up? How the hell am I supposed to Flip the tortoise?
  • I'm in a committed relationship. That slut turtle's just gonna have to wait.
  • it owes me 100 bucks
  • Wait, what desert am I in?

*Note that I messed up the question a little bit 'cause I was doing it from memory.

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