Linkedin, I Quit You

And this is how. It seems if you have fewer than 250 connections (which I do) it's easier than the trouble found by the author of this article.

Why? Why did I finally quit? All because of Jack Donaghy's remarks on the 100th episode of 30 Rock. Yep, the media brainwashed me.

Jack: I tracked him down to an address in Brooklyn. He's on LinkedIn, Lemon. He might as well be dead.

(Read more: http://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/characters/jack-donaghy/#ixzz1IZs90k2Z)

But seriously, what's the point of Linkedin? A bunch of yappity glad-handers "networking" with one another. I don't want to "network". I want to make movies. Maybe a television show. To do that what I need are props. At least today is "props" day in the Pandora Machine.

Specifically I want large red watches. So I'm hitting the toy stores.