Two Clowns Walk Into a Bar

So, apparently, I can't spell "bar". I always figured that if the barre were set low, it would be a lot easier. So what do I know?
I can't get Cherie Priest's "Clementine" because there were only 200 copies made and it's sold out. I suppose I could buy it for $75. Since the Kindle edition is only five bucks, that, er, lowers the bar for the price of a Kindle by $70.

So Prey is this thing which is free and will track your laptop or smartphone or whatever in case it gets stolen.
Downstream is a movie. It has heavy color-correction. I can't quite hear the dialog in the trailer.

Moviestorm is an animation/storyboarder/animatic-type program.