A big mess

Today's a hard day. The producer is going on vacation for 10 days, we begin principal photography in two weeks, the National Park Service wants $250/day, plus $50/hour, plus a $100 application fee, our light sabers aren't coming for another week, and we just "lost" a location. Feh.
Update! We just lost a lead actor. Wa-hoo! Who doesn't love film-making?
More nuts please!