Rain, Tears, Shotguns, and Comics

RainyMood is good for some ambient rain sound when you need it.
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If you're low on ninjas today, you can look at this story-free short, Cup of Tears. Via Sci-Fi Wire.
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But if you're low on shotgun shell animations, head over to Video Copilot for free ones you can composite to your heart's content.
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If XKCD confuses you, here are solutions.
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