Stinktier

Let me get my Steadicam.

A skunk went off outside my window at about 5am. At least I think it was a skunk. The smell was like a skunk but without what me might call the good parts of the skunk smell. For a moment I thought a dog must have pooped in my bed. I thought "dog or person... definitely dog...". I don't have a dog.
I do though, apparently, have a skunk.