So now that I've actually seen Prometheus I think we should add a scene here and there to our mockbuster The Prometheus Trap.
INT. PROMETHEUS BRIDGE
Haskin walks in, irritated. She clicks on a map display.
WHOCK!
Captain Cornell sits in his command chair. A COWBELL in his hand. He strikes it again.
WHOCK WHOCK!
Haskin glares at him.
CORNELL
This was the cowbell used on Mississippi Queen.
WHOCK WHOCK!
CORNELL
You probably don't know who Corky Lang even is.
HASKIN
As it turns out, I am a robot. Get away from me.
CORNELL
While the rest of them dudes was a-gettin' their kicks, brother beg your pardon I was gettin' mine.
Haskin beats Cornell to death with a pornographic magazine.
FADE OUT
3 comments:
We have to shoot this immediately.
Yes. That is brilliant.
;-)
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