Too Many Open Tabs

The Goblin Solo micro launcher.

Or the sexy Goblin Deuce kit.

They're both dual use airsoft and paintball markers with only one shot in 'em. Very sci-fi to me.
If you can read the Wall Street Journal then you can read this article about a local video store. They didn't have Feast III. Dude says to me "I know someone who was in it." I was all like "You know somebody in it and you don't carry it? Dude."
He was all like "I know."