Wednesday, September 01, 2010

The Last of the Clonehunter Reviews?

This one is bad though. Written by Lee Roberts, it also talks about how the movie looks:
It’s grainy, dark, and looks like it was shot with a camera in the 70’s.
Hmm... isn't that what I've been saying about the HVX cameras with the Letus adapters? I'd swear some reviewers have been trolling my stuff to come up with things to say about our movies.

Also: I like that the special features include "Blooers". I think we should have blooers on every film.

5 comments:

Kangas said...

Dude, you can read a reviewer's IQ from their review and extrapolate whether you should pay any attention.

Like, "It looks like a old film"--you mean it looks like AN old film?

I had a couple of reviewers talking about my first film and how crappy the video camera we shot on must have been. Well, it's called 16mm film, idiots.

Fuck 'em. Right. In. The. Face.

Andrew Bellware said...

Yes, 16mm IS a crappy video camera. I mean, it makes so much NOISE! And it's soooo grainy! ;-)

Kangas said...

I know, and every time I plugged it into a TV I couldn't see a damn THING...

Andrew Bellware said...

Ha!

thomas said...

Dude, that is one horribly written review.