Poof

This essay on Gawker poses a very real possibility for the GOP -- that it might eat itself.

Xtranormal -- movies that make themselves. My work here is done.

OK, maybe you haven't heard, some Australians are upset that Britney Spears was lip-syncing at her concerts there: Singer John Mayer twittered astutely, "If you're shocked that Britney was lip-syncing at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you."

Composer Jonathan Newman twitters: "At night, mice run around my studio like furry little ping pong balls." Furry little ping pong balls people!

Hmm... I'm starting to sound like the Bloggess.

From The Bloggess:

· Dear Bloggess, I am single. Very single. So single I have not had a date in over a year, and then it was with some guy who could talk about nothing but his family's geneology and Battlestar Galactica for hours. My friends say all the guys I've gone out with are obnoxious know-it-alls. I've asked them to find me better guys, but they don't know any. I've tried online dating, singles groups, and church -- no luck. I'm going to be 40 soon so I'm running out of time. Where are all the non-obnoxious men hiding and how do I meet them? ~ thirtynineandthreequarters

Forty is the new 32 so no worries on that. I would however be concerned about your lack of commitment to getting hooked up. Have you ever even watched Battlestar Galactica? Because it’s kind of kick-ass. Honestly, it’s like you’re not even trying.

Life may continue to be hard for you.