Hamster with strawberry.
Today is Eid-al-Adha. You of course realize that religious holidays are mostly important to people who park in New York City due to opposite-side parking regulations. Still, if someone wanted to give me some lamb, I wouldn't object.
Excuse me, but why would we ever listen to economic advice by Alan Greenspan? Can't we all agree he's an idiot? Indeed, it may be almost axiomatic that whatever he's against, we should probably consider doing.