Here is information you desperately need for the weekend:
Acme Guitar Works will wire a Strat pickguard with pickups of your choice -- Fralins, for instance.
Die You Zombie Bastards is a free movie on crackle.com. Be forewarned, the picture is beyond weird.
A piece of advice from our sales rep regarding visual effects in a movie:
In the best case scenario, there would be nice visual effect sequence at the beginning of the film, a two minute (=/-) effects sequence every eight minutes, and then a climactic effects sequence at the end.
Seriously, we should put that in the beat sheet shouldn't we?