Friday, April 23, 2010
Last Stop on the Crap Train
Lord, I love the reviews we get. Here's one by Scott Shoyer. He slags out the hatin' on Alien Uprising along with a Billy Zane picture and a NuImage movie in his "Shitty Sci-Fi Roundup". I'm still laughing at this quote:
"It was like watching a puppy swallowing lit firecrackers."
I really think we should put that as a pull-quote on the boxcover.
We scored 0 out of 10 skulls for gore, and 0 out of 5 brains for zombie mayhem.
(I always wonder with these things -- who are they talking about when they talk about "TERRIBLE acting"? I think, well it can't be Jeff Plunkett or Steve Deighan... and then I realize that no, it's just not a terribly sophisticated reviewer. It's the fact that none of the actors are famous that's the problem. This is an issue we're saddled with in getting a SyFy Channel deal -- because we don't have name actors, they aren't "good". Which is just silly. Oh well.)