So I ordered this part from Platinum Micro and I realized I got the wrong mounting hardware. I mean I ordered the wrong one.
But it's less than ten bucks to get the correct hardware with free shipping. Actually, Noctua.at will send you the right hardware if you can prove you bought one of their coolers and an LGA 2011 chip. Which I can do.
The other big dumb thing I did? Stick an SD card into an XD slot. And now it's stuck in there. Derp.
Kate Britton has a new website up.