Wednesday, December 14, 2011

I AM NOT A WEASEL!

NOT! I am NOT a weasel!
You sure look like a weasel.
I am an ERMINE! Sexy and svelt.
You look like a weasel. A 13-year-old girl's pet.
I'm a freakin' PREDATOR, baby! Top o' the food chain.
I so bet that's not true. I be owls take you and your weasel friends out all the time.
Oh MAN, you make me so angry. I'm a-gonna come down there and open up a can of...
What? A can of weasels?
I AM NOT A WEASEL!

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