My Five-Word Review of Inception

"Your dialog -- it hurts me."

Actually, my other non-spoiler 5-word review is:

"White guys with dark hair."

Which is a surprising review for such a relatively diverse cast.

OK, here's my last snarky one:

"What? No actors with diction?"

I did like the different color-corrections though. Each act looked different but not over-the-top.