Saturday, May 21, 2011

Strunk, White, and Drew

The Drew Style Guide, which is the leading reference to English usage in the world, has dictated the following by fiat (again, and this time with other artwork, I don't know why):

"His" will be "their".

"Him" will be "them".

And so on. That's the new grammar. If you have any complaints do not bother me with them. Put yourself in jail and then punch yourself repeatedly as though being beaten by Royal Guards. That will save me time an energy.

Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

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