Drink Me

So, I'm on Pinterest. I have no idea what to do with it though. They have a "no nudity" rule. I have no idea why that is.

I'm blowing another $450 so that I should get myself a new i7 computer next week. The CPU chip I wanted ain't available, but there's another chip that is available and it's only $450 more expensive. Yay me.
There comes a part toward the end of my day where I look and see that there's no way I'm getting any more work done. Then this pig appears and smiles at me and tells me to come outside and play ball with him. Miniature baby elephants, like Mylar balloons, float up by the ceiling and giggle their collective way down the hall. It's at this point, shockingly, that I think to myself "Maybe I just need a drink".