So, I'm on Pinterest. I have no idea what to do with it though. They have a "no nudity" rule. I have no idea why that is.
There comes a part toward the end of my day where I look and see that there's no way I'm getting any more work done. Then this pig appears and smiles at me and tells me to come outside and play ball with him. Miniature baby elephants, like Mylar balloons, float up by the ceiling and giggle their collective way down the hall. It's at this point, shockingly, that I think to myself "Maybe I just need a drink".