Cinema is Dead

I think... I think... I'm quitting the movie business. Why?

BECAUSE A TURTLE SHOT THE MOST AMAZING MOVIE EVAH!

Ooh, this turtle movie needs a groovy soundtrack.

A turtle. Made a movie.

I know, I know, some people will say "See how easy it is to make a movie? You have no excuse now, a TURTLE can do it!"

I love this turtle movie. I think that all my movies should be homages to this turtle movie. Some of you will say "They already are."*

How will I make a movie as good as this turtle's movie? Fish. Sun. It's brilliant.

*"Except the turtle's movie is in focus."