Friday, June 18, 2010
Cinema is Dead
I think... I think... I'm quitting the movie business. Why?
BECAUSE A TURTLE SHOT THE MOST AMAZING MOVIE EVAH!
Ooh, this turtle movie needs a groovy soundtrack.
A turtle. Made a movie.
I know, I know, some people will say "See how easy it is to make a movie? You have no excuse now, a TURTLE can do it!"
I love this turtle movie. I think that all my movies should be homages to this turtle movie. Some of you will say "They already are."*
How will I make a movie as good as this turtle's movie? Fish. Sun. It's brilliant.
*"Except the turtle's movie is in focus."