Saturday, January 09, 2010

Maduka News

In Maduka Steady news today, he came back after Christmas vacation thinner and more buff than he was before he left. I mean, he's making guys on 6th Avenue jealous. At least he wasn't wearing a T-shirt two sizes too small for him... oh no wait, that's not true either. WHO COMES BACK FROM CHRISTMAS THINNER THAN HE WAS BEFORE???!!!!

Whew. I just had to get that off my chest.

Anyway, he's in this video from The Onion. He's the man on the street talking about the "little guy". Actually, he's the thumbnail dude loading his AK. Don't mess with Maduka, he'll mess your ass right up.

Congo Approves Economic Stimulus Package Of AK-47 For Every Citizen

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